Jangan Menyampuk

Satu hari ketika dalam perjalanan balik dari Ipoh, aku singgah sekejap di KLCC.
Ada sesuatu untuk aku beli. Ketika aku sedang mencari barang dibeli, tiba-tiba perut
aku terasa memulas. Apalagi aku pun terus bergegas ke tandas yang terdekat. Masuk saja ketandas
aku tengok ada 3 bilik air. Bilik air yang di tengah bertutup, jadi aku pegi yang
disebelahnya. Baru saja aku duduk, aku terdengar orang dari sebelah bersuara,

“Haa, camna sekarang ?”

Aku pun bukan suka nak berbual dengan orang yang aku tak kenal. Entah macamana untuk tidak menghampakan orang, akhirnya aku balas juga, “Ok gak ler”. Kemudian suara tu bertanya lagi,

“Kau nak gi mana ni??”

Iskk… Aku mula rasa musykil… tapi aku balas, “Aku nak balik, singgah sini nak beli barang sikit”

Lepas suara tu bertanya lagi, “Bila kau nak gerak ni??”. Aku selamba jer kata, “Lepas aku sudah ni,
habis beli aku chow la”.

Kemudian aku terdengar lagi suara org sebelah tu berkata

“Hei, aku call kau balik lepas ni, tiap kali aku tanya

soalan kat kau, mamat bodo sebelah aku ni asyik jawap jer!!!

Moral: jangan menyampuk time orang bercakap.

Nightwish

Nightwish is a Finnish symphonic power metal band from Kitee, Finland. Formed in 1996 by songwriter and keyboardist Tuomas Holopainen, guitarist Emppu Vuorinen, and former vocalist Tarja Turunen, Nightwish's current line-up has five members, although Tarja has been replaced by Anette Olzon and the original bassist, Sami Vänskä, has been replaced by Marco Hietala, who also took over the male vocalist part; previously male vocal-parts were done by Tuomas or guest singers.

Although Nightwish has been prominent in their home country since the release of their first single, “The Carpenter” (1997) and debut album Angels Fall First, they did not achieve worldwide fame until the release of the albums Oceanborn, Wishmaster and Century Child, which were released in 1998, 2000 and 2002 respectively. Their 2004 album, Once, which has sold more than 1 million copies,led to the broadcast of Nightwish video clips on MTV in the United States and inclusion of their music in US movie soundtracks. Their biggest US hit single, “Wish I Had an Angel” (2004), made it onto three US film soundtracks as a means to promote their North American tour.The band produced three more singles and two music videos for the album, as well as “Sleeping Sun”, from the 2005 “best of” compilation album, Highest Hopes, prior to vocalist Tarja Turunen’s dismissal.

In May 2007, former Alyson Avenue frontwoman, Anette Olzon, was revealed as Tarja Turunen’s replacement, and in the autumn, the band released a new album, Dark Passion Play, which has sold almost 2 million copies, with their big single, "Amaranth", being released one month before.The supporting tour started on October 6, 2007 and ended on September 19, 2009.A new E.P./live album,Made in Hong Kong (And in Various Other Places), was released in March 2009 as a MCD/DVD, and a seventh studio album, titledImaginaerum, set for release on December 2, 2011.

Nightwish is the third-best-selling band and the third-best-selling musical entity in Finland with sales of over 827,000 certified copies.The group is also the most successful Finnish band abroad with more than 7 million records sold worldwide, and having collected over 60 gold and platinum awards.

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Mama and Danea at zoo Johor...

Mama and Danea at zoo Johor...

Real Steel Movies Preview

For as long as we can recall, we’ve always imagined the possibility of a future where robots rule the earth, and how we would fit in to the picture. Every day we get closer and closer to that future, and now we get a glimpse of how that could start happening with the latest title from Disney, Real Steel!

Synopsis
A gritty, white-knuckle, action ride set in the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone high-tech, “Real Steel” stars Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter who lost his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8-foot-tall steel robots took over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing venue to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max (Dakota Goyo) to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the brutal, no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

Johnny English Movies Preview

SYNOPSIS

Johnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down the Chinese premier.

Libas Movies preview

SYNOPSIS

Adnan Saladin (Rosyam Nor), Malaysia's King of Takraw is seeking for talented takraw players to win back the traditional takraw ball from Thailand. This unique and vicious world takraw championship demands not only takraw skills but also martial art skills.

Kisah Dua Hantu

Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,

“Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?”

“Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais…sejuk!!” Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.

“Ooo..kesian… aku dulu mati sebab heart attack.” Kata Hantu A ramah.

“Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang.” Balas Hantu B.

“Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya…” jawab Hantu A sayu.

“Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih..”

“Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So this one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang.”

“So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?” tanya Hantu B penuh minat.

“Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun.. Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak…” kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata,

“Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, sure kita berdua still hidup lagi.

Fright Night Movies Preview

Some people love their neighbors, some hate them and the rest just don’t even know their neighbors exist! But what if you found out that your neighbor is a vampire? What will you do? We hope we don’t ever have to answer that question, but unfortunately Charley Brewster does, in the latest Disney flick,Fright Night!

Synopsis:
When teenager Charley Brewster can’t get anyone to listen to him—not even his mom or his girlfriend—he takes it upon himself to get rid of the menace that is terrorizing his peaceful, suburban neighborhood in DreamWorks Pictures’ horror‐filled, fun ride “Fright Night.”

Fright Night is a remake of the 1985 movie of the same title (yikes, that movie is older than most of the Nuffies!) where mysterious disappearances begin to happen when a vampire moves in to a neighborhood. We know, with vampire movies there are sure to be chills and thrills… but seriously, doesn’t Colin Farrell look amaze-balls? It’s been a really long time since we’ve seen him in a movie that isn’t all action. Boys, this movie is a good mix of horror, humor and great looking actors for you to bring your dates! All the “BOO! BEHIND YOU!” moments will have them clutching your arm in horror! ;)

The Thing Movies Preview

It’s also the time all you fans of movies with supernatural beings and bloodthirsty monsters celebrate, because there’s no better time to enjoy a good horror flick where there’s every chance you’ll fling your popcorn bucket away in fright :P Well, United International Pictures Malaysia will be giving you horror fans a big treat in the month of October with a horror film extravaganza, kicking off with… *dramatic whisper* The Thing.

 Synopsis:

Antarctica: an extraordinary continent of awesome beauty. It is also home to an isolated outpost where a discovery full of scientific possibility becomes a mission of survival when a creature is unearthed by a crew of international scientists. In the thriller The Thing, paranoia spreads among a group of researchers as they encounter something inhuman that has the ability to turn itself into an exact replica of any living being.

Paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) has traveled to the desolate region for the expedition of her lifetime. Joining a Norwegian scientific team that has stumbled across a ship buried in the ice, she discovers an organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. But it is about to wake up.

When a simple experiment frees the thing from its frozen prison, Kate must join the crew’s pilot, Carter (Joel Edgerton), to keep it from killing them off one at a time. And in this vast, intense land, a parasite that can mimic anything it touches will pit human against human as it tries to survive and flourish.

The Thing is an upcoming science-fiction horror film from Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton and Ulrich Thomsen. It serves as a prelude to John Carpenter’s classic 1982 film of the same name where the prequel concerns the events that happened back in 1982