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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Libas Movies preview


SYNOPSIS

Adnan Saladin (Rosyam Nor), Malaysia's King of Takraw is seeking for talented takraw players to win back the traditional takraw ball from Thailand. This unique and vicious world takraw championship demands not only takraw skills but also martial art skills.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Kisah Dua Hantu


Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,

“Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?”

“Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais…sejuk!!” Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.

“Ooo..kesian… aku dulu mati sebab heart attack.” Kata Hantu A ramah.

“Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang.” Balas Hantu B.

“Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya…” jawab Hantu A sayu.

“Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih..”

“Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So this one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang.”

“So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?” tanya Hantu B penuh minat.

“Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun.. Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak…” kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata,

“Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, sure kita berdua still hidup lagi.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Fright Night Movies Preview


Some people love their neighbors, some hate them and the rest just don’t even know their neighbors exist! But what if you found out that your neighbor is a vampire? What will you do? We hope we don’t ever have to answer that question, but unfortunately Charley Brewster does, in the latest Disney flick,Fright Night!



Synopsis:
When teenager Charley Brewster can’t get anyone to listen to him—not even his mom or his girlfriend—he takes it upon himself to get rid of the menace that is terrorizing his peaceful, suburban neighborhood in DreamWorks Pictures’ horror‐filled, fun ride “Fright Night.”
Fright Night is a remake of the 1985 movie of the same title (yikes, that movie is older than most of the Nuffies!) where mysterious disappearances begin to happen when a vampire moves in to a neighborhood. We know, with vampire movies there are sure to be chills and thrills… but seriously, doesn’t Colin Farrell look amaze-balls? It’s been a really long time since we’ve seen him in a movie that isn’t all action. Boys, this movie is a good mix of horror, humor and great looking actors for you to bring your dates! All the “BOO! BEHIND YOU!” moments will have them clutching your arm in horror! ;)




Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Thing Movies Preview


It’s also the time all you fans of movies with supernatural beings and bloodthirsty monsters celebrate, because there’s no better time to enjoy a good horror flick where there’s every chance you’ll fling your popcorn bucket away in fright :P Well, United International Pictures Malaysia will be giving you horror fans a big treat in the month of October with a horror film extravaganza, kicking off with… *dramatic whisper* The Thing.


 Synopsis:

Antarctica: an extraordinary continent of awesome beauty. It is also home to an isolated outpost where a discovery full of scientific possibility becomes a mission of survival when a creature is unearthed by a crew of international scientists. In the thriller The Thing, paranoia spreads among a group of researchers as they encounter something inhuman that has the ability to turn itself into an exact replica of any living being.
Paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) has traveled to the desolate region for the expedition of her lifetime. Joining a Norwegian scientific team that has stumbled across a ship buried in the ice, she discovers an organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. But it is about to wake up.
When a simple experiment frees the thing from its frozen prison, Kate must join the crew’s pilot, Carter (Joel Edgerton), to keep it from killing them off one at a time. And in this vast, intense land, a parasite that can mimic anything it touches will pit human against human as it tries to survive and flourish.



The Thing is an upcoming science-fiction horror film from Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton and Ulrich Thomsen. It serves as a prelude to John Carpenter’s classic 1982 film of the same name where the prequel concerns the events that happened back in 1982

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Kawan Baik


Amin datang menemui dua orang sahabat baiknya Bakar dan Husin yang sedang melepak dengan kaki yang berbalut simen. Ini kerana dia baru sahaja mengalami kemalangan motosikal

Bakar: (Sambil ketawa tanpa simpati). Amin, lawanya ’stokin’ kau. Beli kat mana? Hahaha…

Husin: (Turut ketawakan Amin). Yela, Besar lak tuh. Boleh masuk 2 kaki sekali. Kahkahkah…

Amin: (Dengan muka sedih). Aku jatuh motor lah.

Bakar: Tu la… Kalau dah tahu kaki tu pendek tak payah lah gatal nak bawa motor.. Hahaha… (Masih lagi gelakkan Amin)

Amin: Tapi, aku jatuh pakai motor kau, Bakar…

Bakar: Tidak!!!.. TZM aku.. Kau kejam, Amin. (Dah menangis..)
Melihat kan keadaan itu semakin kuat pula si Husin ketawakan kedua-duanya.

Amin: Lepas tu pulak kan…

Husin: Ha ah.. ( sambil gelak…)

Amin: Aku terlanggar pulak awek kau, Rosnah. Sekarang tengah ICU kat hospital.

Husin: Tidak!!!… Awek aku..( Kali ini dia ni pula menangis..)

Moral: Jangan gelakkan orang.

The Smurf movies Preview


SYNOPSIS

When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Made In Japan


Seorang pelancong Jepun menahan teksi di depan hotel penginapannya untuk ke lapangan terbang.
Setelah menekan butang meter tambang, teksi tu mula bergerak dengan perlahan. Di lebuh raya, pemandu teksi tadi memandu dengan kelajuan yang sederhana. Tiba2, sebuah kereta memotong.

“Ah, Nissan. Made in Japan. Very fast”, kata pelancong Jepun tadi.
Kemudian sebuah lagi kereta memotong dengan laju.

“Ah, Toyota. Made in Japan. Very fast”, kata pelancong Jepun tu lagi.
Kemudian sebuah lagi kereta memotong, lebih laju.

“Ah, Mitsubishi. Made in Japan. Very fast”, kata pelancong itu lagi, bangga dengan keluaran negaranya.
Sampai di lapangan terbang…..ketika pelancong itu ingin membayar tambang teksinya..

“RM100 please…” kata pemandu teksi selamba.

“What? RM100? it’s not that far from the hotel?”, pelancong tu tak puas hati.

“Ah. Agrometer (meter teksi). Made in Japan. Very fast”, jawab pemandu teksi tersebut dengan selambanya.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Kuning


Suatu hari seorang Pegawai Khidmat Pelanggan di syarikat mesin cetak mendapat panggilan dari Pak Pandir iaitu salah seorang pelanggannya. Pak Pandir rupanya mendapat kesulitan untuk mencetak warna kuning, hanya warna cyan dan magenta yang kelihatan.

Pegawai Khidmat Pelanggan pening kepala memikirkannya, apalagi ketika Pak Pandir mengatakan bahawa pencetaknya boleh mencetak warna-warna lainnya, termasuk kombinasi warna kuning, seperti hijau. Pegawai Khidmat Pelanggan kemudian meminta Pak Pandir untuk mengganti cartridge kuning, memadam driver-nya dan kemudian meng-install-nya kembali. Tapi saranan itu tidak membuahkan hasil. Bahkan teman-teman Pegawai Khidmat Pelanggan lainnya tidak ada yang tahu bagaimana caranya mengatasi masalah ini.

Setelah dua jam dalam kebingungan, Pak Pandir bertanya, “Boleh tak saya mencetak di atas kertas putih daripada di atas kertas kuning yang saya pakai sekarang nie?”
Pegawai Khidmat Pelanggan, “@#$%^&”

Friday, July 22, 2011

Bola Sepak


Kenapa masa perlawanan bolasepak adalah 45 minit, dan bukannya 30minit ataupun 1 jam (utk separuh masa)?

Saintis sukan dan pemain-pemain veteran juga tidak dapat memberikan jawapan yang tepat. Di dalam kemusykilan tersebut, ada seseorang yang memberikan jawapan yang boleh diterima.

Dia menjawab….”Sebab mengapa bolasepak dimainkan dalam 45 minit ialah…
Terdapat 2 pasukan didalam setiap perlawanan dan ada 11 orang pemain disetiap pasukan. Setiap pemain mempunyai “2 biji bola” dan membawanya setiap masa semasa bermain didalam padang.
Jadi, jumlah kesemua bola untuk kedua-dua pasukan ialah 44 biji bola. Terdapat sebiji bolasepak yang digunakan didalam perlawanan. Oleh itu, jumlah keseluruhan ialah 45 minit.
Persoalan terjawab !!!

Tetapi, kadang-kadang ada masa tambahan selama 2 minit…itu adalah “bola referee”!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Alien Vs Cowboy Movies Preview

We’re all familiar with the classic Western movies, where cowboys, horses and gunfights are aplenty; and then there’s the alien invasion movies, where UFOs and little green men reign. Have you ever wondered how it would be like if these two genres collided? Well, somebody did, and so we have the latest in the summer line-up – Cowboys & Aliens!



Synopsis
1875. New Mexico Territory. A stranger (Daniel Craig) with no memory of his past stumbles into the hard desert town of Absolution. The only hint to his history is a mysterious shackle that encircles one wrist. What he discovers is that the people of Absolution don’t welcome strangers, and nobody makes a move on its streets unless ordered to do so by the iron-fisted Colonel Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford). It’s a town that lives in fear.

But Absolution is about to experience fear it can scarcely comprehend as the desolate city is attacked by marauders from the sky. Screaming down with breathtaking velocity and blinding lights to abduct the helpless one by one, these monsters challenge everything the residents have ever known.

Now, the stranger they rejected is their only hope for salvation. As this gunslinger slowly starts to remember who he is and where he’s been, he realizes he holds a secret that could give the town a fighting chance against the alien force. With the help of the elusive traveler Ella (Olivia Wilde), he pulls together a posse comprised of former opponents—townsfolk, Dolarhyde and his boys, outlaws and Apache warriors—all in danger of annihilation. United against a common enemy, they will prepare for an epic showdown for survival.